Apples and berries, the useless battle.

WARNING: I’M GONNA DISS YOU IPHONE-TARDS. LIKE REALLY REALLY REAAAAAAAAAALLY DISS YOU IDIOTS. TURN BACK NOW OR CLICK THE X AT THE CORNER IF YOU CAN’T STAND YOU AND YOUR PRETTY PHONE BEING DISSED.

When the question of the iPhone vs Blackberry pops up, 7 out 10 people will scream
‘iPhone rocks!’
‘iPhone is the best!
‘iPhone is the easiest thing to use!’
‘An apple a day keeps the blackberry away!’

These, are just people who’ve either been brainwashed by the iPhone bedazzlement or just kids who got suckered by the colorful screen without knowing their needs and wants for a frikkin PHONE. Truthfully, there’s nothing to compare between an iPhone and the Blackberry. The fact stays that iPhone is for those who want to have ‘fun’ on their phone while the BlackBerry is for business users and that’s to it. Why else would iPhone users scream how iPhone is the best while you don’t see Blackberry users go screaming ‘omg the Blackberry is the best fucking shit in the universeeeee’. We, Blackberry users are just too cool don’t need to shout out to the world how good it is cuz it IS good.

I do admit that the iPhone is an innovative and attractive piece of work, but it’s not something worth to get worked up. Really, if it’s the easiest fucking device to use in the world then why can’t my 74 year old colleague pick up her calls from the iPhone whereas she can handle other phones with ease. Other than the nice and wide screen, being able to surf the web at ease and the games, there no other reason for me to get the iPhone. I hate the touch screen, I hate how big it is and it’s so thin I feel like I could snap it in half at any moment. I occasionally slam my Nokia phone to the wall when I’m pissed during a call, my Blackberry suffers the same torture but not that often… though it has dropped from my bag to the concrete floor a couple of times. Both my phones are still alive, can’t say the same if I held an iPhone.

I’ve been a Blackberry user for about 6-7 months and frankly I’m quite satisfied. No sadly it’s not the most awesome fucking invention in the universe but it’s enough for me. They keypad is not too small and I can easily type even with long nails, my contacts are so organized right down to their birthdays, MSN addresses and anniversaries (although not necessary XD;;) Camera is decent, the maps are good and the GPS is quite reliable. My only gripe with the phone is that web surfing can be a real pain on the small screen. Scrolling around the web page using the scroll pad can give my thumb an early ticket to arthritis.

So iPhone-tards, just STFU about how epic the iPhone is cuz it’s not as glamorous as you make it sound but for those who bought it cuz you think it will serve you well with your lifestyle then good for you. You make the BlackBerry sound like it’s the most difficult machine to operate and you wanna know why? Cuz your mind works as simple as the iPhone. Here’s another thought to shove up your ass as I end this entry, the Blackberry is just so good that countries FEAR its awesomeness.

Signing off~

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4 Comments

  1. eXo said,

    November 23, 2010 at 12:33 am

    Damn! I wish I have my iPhone right now to snap side-by-side pics with BB Storm 2 just to pics people off. 8D

  2. eXo said,

    November 23, 2010 at 12:33 am

    pissed*

  3. Naoko said,

    November 25, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    And this was how many days after your data plan finally started working again? XD

    Though I agree with you, iPhone is meant for the “cool kids” who want to prove something while the BB just… works.

    • InternalChaos said,

      November 26, 2010 at 12:27 am

      I got irritated when some ppl keep telling me how awesome the iPhone is >( which made me post this. Hmph idiots


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